Shitty Quotes

99 quotes by 82 authors

Almost all good writing begins with terrible first efforts. You need to start somewhere. Start by getting somethingâ€”anythingâ€”down on paper. What Iâ€™ve learned to do… — Anne Lamott
Addicts, as a group, generally score far above average o intelligence tests. Why? You tell me. I guess maybe we're smart enough to have figured… — James Frey
A pretty face had been damaged by acne scars and she wore and extra forty pounds on her frame like a threat. Her eyes were… — Dennis Lehane
Like some kind of strange vacuum cleaner I tried to console him. I recited the same old litanies that you say to people when you… — Richard Brautigan
I think most people, and I'm talking vamp or human, are shitty. They put on an act. They pretend to be all nicey-nice, but are… — P. C. Cast
The crazy people of the world...shouldn't get to win. If God won't make it better after they do have their shitty little victories, then ordinary… — Stephen King
People ask me why I wear veils. I reply, I am mourning. Mourning what? Well I figure something shitty must be going on somewhere. — Lady Gaga
I'm a good person but a shitty writer. You're a shitty person but a good writer. We'd make a good team. — John Green
C'mon, you're gonna get upset sometimes. Breaking up is a shitty business. Someone always gets hurt. This time it happens to be you. — Alexandra Potter
You always knew after shitty things happened, who your friends really were. — Jodi Picoult
No, you can't go getting mad at people because they're shitty. Life will get mad at them, don't worry.. — Justin Halpern
All the shitty stuff people do to themselves... it can all be the same thing, you know? Just a way to drown out your own… — Isaac Marion
...because I'm sure that as soon as things really get back to "normal," once our kids or grandkids grow up in a peaceful and comfortable… — Max Brooks
In a parallel universe, I'm on a shitty website writing about myself in a parallel universe. — Nikhil Saluja
Your not worth the effort I even put in to cleaning my toilet! It's not even a shitty job compared to you! — Superman
Every step I take into this adventure called life my eyes get wider. And the wider my eyes get the more I notice just how… — Becca B
I wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can… — Unknown Author
Sometimes I wish I was dead I wish I wouldn't have to deal with this shitty life. I really wish my life was worth something.… — Im Nothing
Jason, You're very low. I don't make shitty quotes to people but this is on my mind so quote it. You have no right to… — Jasmine Laura
Have a shitty four years wasted. — Broken Soul

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