Shitty Quotes

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This is an important lesson to remember when you're having a bad day, a bad month, or a shitty year. Things will change: you won't… — Kelly Cutrone
For me, skateboarding started in 1965, so by the time the Dogtown era came around I'd already been skatin' for 10 years. When I started… — Jay Adams
Well, the first thing we do is take our brain out and put it in a drawer. Stick it somewhere and let it tantrum until… — Amy Poehler
I play the guitar. I taught myself how to play the guitar, which was a bad decision... because I didn't know how to play it,… — Mitch Hedberg
God is like a shitty girlfriend. — Louis C. K.
I get shitty scared. One show in Amsterdam, I was so nervous I escaped out the fire exit. I've thrown up a couple of times.… — Adele
I love bossy women. Some people hate the word, and I understand how "bossy" can seem like a shitty way to describe a woman with… — Amy Poehler
Thereâ€™s nothing wonderful or interesting about unrequited love. I think itâ€™s shitty, just plain shitty. To love someone who doesnâ€™t return your affections might be… — Steve Toltz
The truth is I've worked a lot of things people would consider shitty jobs but I've never really hated any of them. — Patrick Rothfuss
A song is not going to change this damn world. Instead of making people mad about this shitty situation, it's going to make everybody happy.… — Chaka Khan
I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues. — Sarah Silverman
Perfectionism is the voice of the oppressor, the enemy of the people. It will keep you cramped and insane your whole life, and it is… — Anne Lamott
We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe. — Lewis Black
Weâ€™re sick of hearing people say, â€œThat band is so gay,â€ or â€œThose guys are fags.â€ Gay is not a synonym for shitty. If you… — Pete Wentz
At least we both know how shitty the world is. You wearing a beard as a mask to disguise it. I wearing my tired smile.… — Jack Spicer
Why are you not smarter? It's only the rich who can't afford to be smart. They're compromised. They got locked years ago into privilege. They… — Michael Ondaatje
sometimes you get run down. sometimes life throws dirt in your eyes and it stings and you can't see for a few minutes. even after… — Hayley Williams
The Ultimate Rule ought to be: 'If it sounds GOOD to you, it's bitchin'; if it sounds BAD to YOU, it's shitty. The more your… — Frank Zappa
I'm human. That's how humans spend their time, doing shitty things. — Nick Hornby
You're going to come across a lot of shitty band, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names… — Gerard Way

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