"Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't……" — Karl Pilkington
"Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures."
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Karl Pilkington
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176 Quotes by Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkington has 176 quotes on this site.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph…
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse…
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That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is…
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not…
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a…
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How would I know which one I was?
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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On some summer days in New York City, the air hangs thickly visible, like the combined exhalations of eight million…
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It's much easier to wear a Chairman Mao button and shake your fists in the air and all that, then…
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Let us never forget this: since the day of the air, the old frontiers are gone. When you think of…
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Lexington did launch its air group when a Japanese carrier was reported.
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Kisses, even to the air, are beautiful.
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I love roller coasters that make my stomach drop. One ride in Las Vegas, the Big Shot, straps you into…
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Obviously, the young dancers lack a certain air of maturity.
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The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world.
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A rose is the visible result of an infinitude of complicated goings on in the bosom of the earth and…
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When friendship disappears then there is a space left open to that awful loneliness of the outside world which is…
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