Nappies Quotes

12 quotes by 12 authors

If I had a choice about going to a meeting at a studio or changing a nappy, I'd choose the nappy. — Tim Burton
What price would God demand from the churches for having the audacity to lighten the color of his son's skin, and straighten out his nappy… — Dick Gregory
Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures. — Karl Pilkington
Our noses are broad, our lips are thick, our hair is nappy-we are black and beautiful! — Stokely Carmichael
I don't ask my wife to face Michael Holding, so there's no reason why I should be changing nappies — Ian Botham
She [my wife] has had a Caesarean, so she can't bend over. It's a good excuse [for not changing nappies], I suppose. — Kevin Pietersen
Care, mad to see a man sae happy, E'en drouned himsel amang the nappy. — John Bunyan
The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason. — Navjot Singh Sidhu
I wasn't ecstatic about being pregnant - I wasn't somebody who actively wanted kids. Certainly there were no fantasies about nappy-changing. — Elizabeth McGovern
I'm still not good at changing nappies, but I do do it. — Rod Stewart
I love every minute of fatherhood, staying up all night, changing nappies, kids crying, I find it really funny and inspiring. It connects you to… — Elton John
I've never been a hands-on dad. I'm not ashamed to admit it, but you can't run a restaurant and be home for tea at 4:30… — Gordon Ramsay

Who Wrote These Nappies Quotes

12 authors contributed a total of 12 Nappies Quotes as follows: