Drunk Quotes

1185 quotes by 870 authors

Me being drunk may not be pleasing for you but remember this; drunken or not I still love you and I know its true. — Unknown Author
Dont kid yourself into thinking that drinking will make your life more exciting unless, of course, your definition of exciting is making everything into a… — Melchor Lim
I meet this girl yesterday she was so amazingly nice, in the 12 hours that we have known eachother we have been drunk together, agged… — Levita BRAHZ
Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love — Hussein Nishah
Someone would say that he was drunk when he was aware that something or someone did not deserve him. — Aldyna Threesya
Waking up drunk, going to bed sober, friend calls you and says that was the best party they ever gone to with you, and thinking… — Hussein Nishah
3 Rules to live by : don't shop when you're hungry , don't date when you're horny , and don't update your status when you're… — Melchor Lim
I drunk 5 dosage of bioplus thought that I'll be 5 time active then every one else. I — Simphiwe
They sit and stare and stare and sit, Until they're hypnotized by it, Until they're absolutely drunk With all that shocking ghastly junk. — Aashi
I hear voice's,Like tiny whispers trying to tell me somthing.I cant exactly her what they are trying to say.. I know they want me to… — Jasmine
Drunk man:red solo cup you myyyy friend...zzzzz -----the next day---- hangover man: red solo cup you fuck...zzzz -----clean up day----- man: oh there another red… — MrAwesome
The Drunken Master, Drunk again — Levita Charin
To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for… — Rachel Copeland
Let's Get Drunk And Tell Each Other Everything We're Too Afraid To Say Sober — Drunk People
I miss some old friends that would talk to me in anytime of day now I never speak or see them beacause 6 drunk guys… — Niks Girl
The last thing I'd want to happen to my daughter is for some crazy drunk black guy in a leather shirt to cut her off… — Kanye West
You're not DRUNK until u have to grab onto the grass to keep u from falling off the earth — Joke Guys
No matter how drunk you actually get.. there's always that small part inside of you that knows EXACTLY what you're doing. — Christine Ramkran
You know I loved you but did you have to go to her? leave me in the dirt, my heart ripped out of my chest,… — Savannah J
Hate when people say and do shit while they are drunk, and want to really blame the alcohol... no bitch your grown and your responsible… — Naishalova

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