Drunk Quotes

1185 quotes by 870 authors

The dark side of the moon looks like an only child who can't fit into place The dark side of the moon looks like a… — Mgk
Its really sad hearing about a kid that got killed by a drunk driver or has been born with cancer — DUB$TEPPER
Do not get drunk with wine, which will only ruin you; instead, be filled with the Spirit. — Paul In The Bible
Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs With the boom box blaring as we're falling in love Got a bottle of whatever, but it's… — Arvil Lavigne
True bravery is to arrive home ... fully drunk.. a late night out.. and mom waiting with a jharu in hand and you ask hey… — Sadie
Gettin drunk, high on dat mary jane pussy in the mouth now make it rain — Dyllan
The Biggest Mistake Guys Do,Is To Approach A Girl Whenever They Are Drunk — Sabelo Lan Mashabela
Let's get drunk together so I can kiss you and then blame it on the vodka. — Lynn
Sometimes I wish I could admit things Even if it's all just a lie Sometimes I wish I could forget things But memories never die… — SHEYA
You heard from your friends That I'm doing okay And you're thinking, maybe you made a mistake And you want me to know But I… — Kacey Musgraves
It's Friday. A Girl Can Go To The Bar With R0.00. She Will Come Back Drunk And Having More Than R100.00 — Sabelo Lan Mashabela
And I think you hate the smell of smoke, you always try get me to stop, You drink as much as me, and I get… — Lyrics
Let's get drunk and tell each other things were too afraid to say when we're sober. — Patience
Drunk text me. text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and youre not quite coherent and youre not… — Clare
I get drunk, off of jealousy. — Patience
Keep your friends close and your alcohol closer. Then get drunk and insult your friends. — Green Monk
No, officer I'm not drunk! The reason I'm walking like this is because I'm avoiding snipers. — Green Monk
A drunk person is just a fucking awesome version of a sober person. — Green Monk
Now that I'm drunk, the whole world seems different. — Raghav Singh
Hate when I get drunk at a bar and hot chicks waste the opportunity to take sexual advantage of me. — Green Monk

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