Drunk Quotes

1185 quotes by 870 authors

It's two a.m. and I'm drunk again, and it's heavy on my mind. I could never love again, so much as I loved you. — Dave Matthews Band
When you're drunk shake that ass like you know how to dance, Hollywood we're never going down. — Hollywood Undead
I never claimed that I knew how to dance, but I'll get drunk, get high, and pull down my pants — Hollywood Undead
Now I'm drunk as fuck about to pass out, destination you're mother's couch. — Hollywood Undead
If you feelin' drunk put ya hands in the air — LMFAO
You got drunk and fell down. I wish I could be like you. — The Clash
I ain't drunk, officer, I just fell getting out of my car. — Dead Kennedys
Benny Benassi I am not drunk — Benny Benassi
I'm not drunk enough — Benny Benassi
The chosen one, from the land of the frozen sun where drunk nights get remembered more than sober ones. — Talib Kweli
So goddamn easy to write this, You make it spill on the page. So drunk on yourself, self-righteous, The laughing stock of your own fucking… — Lamb Of God
She don't care if I'm stoned and sloppy drunk, long as she got the keys. — ZZ Top
All the chicks who act crazy love it .Them chicks who stay blunted. Drunk in the middle of the dancefloor like, "Fuck it!" — Jean Grae
I love being drunk but I just hate being hung over. — Dimebag Darrell
High off my love, drunk from my hate. — Eminem
Well me nuh inna drugs and me's not much of a drinka. Foolish man drink fi drunk yah. Find me in a secret place with… — Tarrus Riley
Then she get drunk oh and she get low like that that that. She made the dj say he gonna replay this track track track. — Aaron Fresh
Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk? — Knocked Up (The Movie)
He's a little punch drunk; one too many hits from the snake! -Genie — Aladdin
I'm a hop on the bus with Biz. Yo Brother let's get drunk and I'm coming with blunt after blunt of this skunk. — Layzie Bone

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