More Drunk Quotes

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• Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. — Isaac Asimov
• Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes,… — Dave Attell
• A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
• It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk… — Charles Baudelaire
• I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just… — Chester Bennington
• Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. — Ambrose Bierce

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