Drunk Quotes

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I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. — Fergie
I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but I was smokin' a joint I really couldn't say shit to the guy. — Dave Chappelle
Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time!… — Dave Chappelle
When Ron gets drunk, hes single. — Jersey Shore
I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone I'm drunk. — Jersey Shore
The other day around the way I seen you illin' at a party. Drunk as skunk you illin' punk and in your left hand was… — Run DMC
When sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk. — Far East Movement
They be actin like they drunk, actin-actin like they drunk. — Far East Movement
Drunk and I'm feeling down and I just wanna be alone. — Papa Roach
Bitches be thinkin' that we don't have a fuckin' pocket full of stones. I done drunk Miller with killers Sipped syrup with murderers. — Pimp C
I'm sorry I asked you out. I was drunk. I was at Tric and Haley gave this carpe diem speech...the kind that makes you want… — Mouth McFadden
That's why we fuck up all the paper we see. We hit the clubs, fuckin ladies for free. Getting drunk, off and hazin' the V. — Jim Jones
Let's get drunk tonight, baby we don't have to fuck. — Brokencyde
Get drunk! get drunk! Act a fool up in the club. — Brokencyde
Hey I have waited so long, to gather up my courage she has got me love drunk fumbling my words. — Unknown Author
I'm too drunk to light the bong. I'm too stoned to write this song. — Brad Nowell
Want the kind of woman who can make me feel right, not sloppy drunk sex on a Saturday night. — Brad Nowell
Walk like I'm drunk , swagga so Uh ! — Unknown Author
Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights. Waiting for a girl, we get drunk on Friday nights. She's a sight for sore… — The Rolling Stones
Standing on the porch, drinking liquor, drunk, smoking weed — Juicy J

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