"I'm too drunk to light the bong. I'm……" — Brad Nowell

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• The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go… — P.J. O'Rourke
• I did everything but drink the bong water when I was young. — Dana Rohrabacher
• First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'… — Stephen Colbert
• According to this woman, who requested anonymity because of her current job as a clinical psychologist, "He and Randy came… — Rand Paul
• [Phelps] firmly denies that he takes drugs, suggesting that the notorious photo of him smoking from a bong was a… — Michael Phelps
• Always was Morocco. And recently the country's leadership seems to have embraced it in all its ill-reputed glory. The days… — Anthony Bourdain
• I know I look good. The regular adjectives that come my way - sexy, hot, dusky, bong bombshell I love… — Bipasha Basu
• Major Richard Bong was an example of the tragic and terrible price we must pay to maintain principles of human… — Eddie Rickenbacker
• Steer clear of pot. It's an ambition zapper. Wait till you've made it. When you're 45 buy a bong. But… — Greg Gutfeld
• On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong! And the Monkeys all say Boo! Theres a Nang Nong… — Spike Milligan
• You sound like a man with a vision. Care to pass that bong over this way? — Paul Vixie
• If at first you don't succed take a hit from the bong and toke some weed....... — Keezo Pee

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