Stoned Quotes

115 quotes by 105 authors

Paul never developed a negative attitude. He picked his bloody body up out of the dirt and went back into the city where he had… — John Hagee
Though it's frequently portrayed as this crazy, unbridled festival of rain-soaked, stoned hippies dancing in the mud, Woodstock was obviously much more than that -… — Richie Havens
In biblical times, I stoned people to death. Now they are repaying me by hurling pucks at my head. — Gilles Gratton
You know what's really frightening? You (Jon Stewart) actually have an influence on this presidential election. That is scary, but it's true. You've got stoned… — Bill O'Reilly
Christ prayed for those that crucified Him: 'Father, count not this sin against them; they know not what they do.' Archdeacon Stephen prayed for those… — Silouan the Athonite
Stephen prayed for his persecutors, who had not been able even to listen to the Name of Christ, when he said of those very men… — Ambrose
But I would not feel so all alone, everybody must get stoned. — Bob Dylan
I get a lot of people complaining about my ambiguity, often in cases which there is nothing ambigous at all. As far as I can… — Gene Wolfe
Yesterday, voters in the state of Maine voted no to gay marriage, but yes to medical marijuana. That's right, people in Maine believe marriage should… — Conan O'Brien
Well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being… — Megan Fox
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus. — Robin Williams
I have wrinkles here, which are very evident. And I will particularly say when I look at movie posters, 'You guys have airbrushed my forehead.… — Kate Winslet
Eyeing the traffic circulating the lobby hung with bad art. Big invasive stuff unloaded on Stanley Bard in exchange for rent. The hotel is an… — Patti Smith
All I can say is I've been reading the lips of bleeped-out words, angry baseball players, and stoned-out rock stars on awards shows for years… — Marlee Matlin
All my life I just wanted to be a beatnik. Meet all the heavies, get stoned, get laid, have a good time. That's all I… — Janis Joplin
Get stoned and abandon all constructive activity. — Timothy Leary
You do get the pregnant mush-brain... you know what it's like? It's like getting stoned. — Kate Hudson
Everyone recognizes that Stephen was Spirit-filled when he was performing wonders. Yet, he was just as Spirit-filled when he was being stoned to death. — Leonard Ravenhill
Then she declared loudly, "Smoke break!" and everyone's eyes came to us, some of them shocked seeing as these days you could light up a… — Kristen Ashley
There's nothing heroic about suicide bombers. They're mostly just dumb, brainwashed kids, stoned out of their minds. — Marcus Luttrell

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