Stoned Quotes

115 Stoned quotes by 102 unique authors

Persecution cannot harm him who stands by Truth. Did not Socrates fall proudly a victim in body? Was not Paul stoned for the sake of… — Khalil Gibran
In fact I think now we've reached a point now, where the powers that be really have sort of vested interest in all of us… — Lester Bangs
Have you ever been experienced? Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful. — Jimi Hendrix
He's halfway sick and halfway stoned. He'd sure like to kick, but he's too far gone. So they wind him down with methadone. — James Taylor
I get stoned, I can't get home, I'm calling long distance on a public saxophone. My head is achin', my back is breakin', feel I… — Jimi Hendrix
We slit the Catholic throat, stoned the poor on such slogans as wish you could hear and love is all we need. — David Bowie
Yeah, yeah, I've been Beatled, I've been Rolling Stoned. — Sammy Hagar
I liked the drama of getting stoned. — Brion James
Bring you comics in bed, scrape the mold off the bread, and serve you French toast again. Okay, I still get stoned. — Sheryl Crow
I look at it like, I'm just a character actor. If I get cast as the stoned sidekick, fine. But I just want to act. — Steve Zahn
I believe that adulterers should be stoned to death. I believe that we should cut the hands off of thieves. I believe the Sharia should… — Anjem Choudary
I always thought Uncle Vanya could be a stoned masterpiece. — Vera Farmiga
Saudi Arabian police arrested seven teenage boys for leering at women. In accordance with Saudi law, the boys will be whipped and the women will… — Tina Fey
Have you ever wondered why the slang terms for intoxication are so demolition-oriented? Stoned, smashed, hammered. It's because they're talking about the Ego. It's the… — Steven Pressfield
I have some memories of certain things that happened in high school when I was stoned out of my mind, but I talked with other… — Gary Shteyngart
As a reward for their efforts, however, those early Christians were beaten, stoned to death, thrown to the lions, tortured and crucified. Every conceivable method… — Josh McDowell
In Seattle, I soon found that my radical ideas and aesthetic explorations - ideas and explorations that in Richmond, Virginia, might have gotten me stoned… — Tom Robbins
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. — Fulton J. Sheen
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death. — Joan D. Vinge
Sir Thomas More was a victim of injustice and irony. Generously and meekly, just as he was about to be martyred, he said: Paul .… — Neal A. Maxwell

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