Stoned Quotes
- Im stoned I'm rolling of patron — Gucci Mane
- Surry down to a stoned soul picnic. Surry down to a stoned soul picnic. There'll be lots of time and wine. Red yellow honey. Sassafras… — Laura Nyro
- Rain and sun come in akin and from the sky. Come the lord and the lightnin. Stoned Soul surry surry surry surry. — Laura Nyro
- Only thoz who are stoned wil hv a chemistry with Mother Nature! — Unknown Author
- Its those lazy days And the hazy days And the days we get stoned for just days and days. Its amazing when we get to… — Kottonmouth Kings
- Can't find the remote control: that's how you know I'm stoned. All you do is call me, I got all the weed, the papers, bongs. — Wiz Khalifa
- Waking up and getting stoned, rub my eyes and check my phone. Open up the fridge to make some waffles there is no syrup in… — Unknown Author
- I'm stoned focus for the Zombie Apocalypse or any unexpected red alert because I'm condfident — C-DASH
- Q: what do u call a stoned Mexican? A:baked beans — PRiNcEsS
- Q: what is the difference between a drunk person and a stoned person at a stop sign? A: the drunk person runs it and the… — Unknown Author
- Dont do drugs because if you do drugs youll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison. Im not as think as you… — Ritu Ghatourey
- If you are riding on a donkey, and someone throws a stone at you and knocks you off the donkey, would that mean you are… — Glen Rambharack