Stoned Quotes

115 Stoned quotes by 102 unique authors

I believe that adulterers should be stoned to death. I believe that we should cut the hands off of thieves. I believe the Sharia should… — Anjem Choudary
I always thought Uncle Vanya could be a stoned masterpiece. — Vera Farmiga
Saudi Arabian police arrested seven teenage boys for leering at women. In accordance with Saudi law, the boys will be whipped and the women will… — Tina Fey
Have you ever wondered why the slang terms for intoxication are so demolition-oriented? Stoned, smashed, hammered. It's because they're talking about the Ego. It's the… — Steven Pressfield
I have some memories of certain things that happened in high school when I was stoned out of my mind, but I talked with other… — Gary Shteyngart
As a reward for their efforts, however, those early Christians were beaten, stoned to death, thrown to the lions, tortured and crucified. Every conceivable method… — Josh McDowell
In Seattle, I soon found that my radical ideas and aesthetic explorations - ideas and explorations that in Richmond, Virginia, might have gotten me stoned… — Tom Robbins
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. — Fulton J. Sheen
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death. — Joan D. Vinge
Sir Thomas More was a victim of injustice and irony. Generously and meekly, just as he was about to be martyred, he said: Paul .… — Neal A. Maxwell
I'm not drunk, just a little stoned. — Gerard Way
Out here on the perimeter there are no stars. Out here we is stoned. Immaculate. — Jim Morrison
Even as the nineteenth century had to come to grips with the notion of human descent from apes, we must now come to terms with… — Terence McKenna
If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic. — Richelle Mead
You try getting through the Hollows traffic with a stoned redhead hanging out the window shouting, 'I'm king of the world!' ~Lee — Kim Harrison
When you're an addict, you can go without feeling anything except drunk or stoned or hungry. Still, when you compare this to other feelings, to… — Chuck Palahniuk
In the end, I take my shoes off and stick my feet in, letting the lukewarm water lick at my ankles. It feels good, and… — Libba Bray
Everybody sounds stoned, because they're e-mailing people the whole time they're talking to you. — Jennifer Egan
Anyone who wasn't half-stoned on pain meds would have instantly realized what a really bad idea this plan was, but since that didn't include me,… — Josh Lanyon
I would like to stay stoned all the time, it scares me it’s so good. I would like to stay stoned every minute of every… — Beatrice Sparks
That was one thing you found out when you were stoned, or wasted, or feverish: that the world was always turning and that only a… — Joe Hill
I know the resurrection is a fact, and Watergate proved it to me. How? Because 12 men testified they had seen Jesus raised from the… — Charles Colson
This morning when I left Mom's parting words were, "Come straight home after school." Wow! Like I'm going to get stoned at 3:30—it doesn't sound… — Beatrice Sparks
If you just warn people, they often simply ignore you. But if you ask them a question, then they have to think about it. And… — Ben Aaronovitch
Remember: It costs nothing to encourage an artist, and the potential benefits are staggering. A pat on the back to an artist now could one… — Kevin Smith

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