Stoned Quotes

115 Stoned quotes by 102 unique authors

A man who layeth with another man must be stoned. — George Takei
I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned. — Billie Joe Armstrong
I was in college, it was my first year of college when I got the show, so I've been kinda' partying a lot and drinking… — Topher Grace
Now Listen You know I work so hard, all day long Everything I try to do, Seem to always turn out wrong That's why I… — Ray Charles
Weed, you know, you just get mellow. You can drive pretty stoned and be OK. I mean, sometimes you get too stoned and you can't… — Jason Mewes
Some get stoned, some get strange, but sooner or later it all gets real. — Neil Young
I don’t shake at the site of alcohol anymore. I don’t feel the need for it. If anything I’ll get stoned. I always told myself… — Julian Casablancas
I suddenly started feeling that the magic of psychedelics wasn't in some other world or some other place, but that they put you in communication… — Stephen Gaskin
Celebration is not because some desire is fulfilled - because no desire is ever fulfilled. Desire as such cannot be fulfilled. Desire is only a… — Rajneesh
Colour is what gives jewels their worth. They light up and enhance the face. Nothing is more elegant than a black skirt and sweater worn… — Christian Dior
If more people were stoned there would be less violence in the world. — Tommy Chong
To be a successful boxer, the last thing you need to be doing is turning up to the gym stoned. You're going to get beaten… — David Haye
To all my friends in Los Angeles: the Sultan of Brunei, owner of the Beverly Hills Hotel, has signed legislation calling for gay people to… — Cleve Jones
Hippies believe the world could be a better place. Beatniks believe things aren’t going to get better and say the hell with it, stay stoned… — Janis Joplin
You see, she was gonna be an actress and I was gonna learn to fly. She took off to find the footlights, and I took… — Harry Chapin
Persecution cannot harm him who stands by Truth. Did not Socrates fall proudly a victim in body? Was not Paul stoned for the sake of… — Khalil Gibran
In fact I think now we've reached a point now, where the powers that be really have sort of vested interest in all of us… — Lester Bangs
Have you ever been experienced? Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful. — Jimi Hendrix
He's halfway sick and halfway stoned. He'd sure like to kick, but he's too far gone. So they wind him down with methadone. — James Taylor
I get stoned, I can't get home, I'm calling long distance on a public saxophone. My head is achin', my back is breakin', feel I… — Jimi Hendrix
We slit the Catholic throat, stoned the poor on such slogans as wish you could hear and love is all we need. — David Bowie
Yeah, yeah, I've been Beatled, I've been Rolling Stoned. — Sammy Hagar
I liked the drama of getting stoned. — Brion James
Bring you comics in bed, scrape the mold off the bread, and serve you French toast again. Okay, I still get stoned. — Sheryl Crow
I look at it like, I'm just a character actor. If I get cast as the stoned sidekick, fine. But I just want to act. — Steve Zahn

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