Stoned Quotes

115 Stoned quotes by 102 unique authors

A 'sign of weakness' for a male celebrity is being found to be unfaithful, or unkind to an employee, or having crashed their car while… — Caitlin Moran
I'm more than ever of the opinion that a decent human existence is possible today only on the fringes of society, where one then runs… — Hannah Arendt
I would like to find a way in which people in Saudi Arabia could learn that they can be something other than a Muslim. Some… — Richard Dawkins
Still not sure what's worse, getting stoned to death or my phone running out of battery. — Nikhil Saluja
When you are alone for a long time, you become more and more cold, you don't care about others, you used your heart less. And… — Jun_AwaiSan
She paints her nails and she don't know He's got her best friend on the phone She'll wash her hair, his dirty clothes Are all… — Unknown Author
I'm sorry... I cant get back to you right now, am currently stoned out. — Aruho Marvin
I look stoned xD — Patience
Everything was cold and nothing was clear, struggling to understand why I was even here. My heart completely stoned, along with my tears. Stripped of… — Aly Johnson
When drugs came around I sampled them just like anybody else but I never became dependent creatively on drugs; like various cartoonists in the underground… — Bill Griffith
But those audiences in Spain, they were just so stoned. I don't like playing to audiences like that because they just don't do anything. I'm… — Graham Coxon
Johnny Cash was plenty good enough to fool his fans. They believed he felt it in his soul when he sang the Gospel while stoned… — Suzanne Fields
I don't know if it was the whole audience getting stoned out of their minds getting ready for the Floyd thing or what it was,… — Les Claypool
I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole… — Jim Morrison
I feel good now. I've gained all my weight back after getting stoned for three weeks and not eating and not sleeping much. I've been… — Marc Wallice
Hung ova, stoned sober my last guy crashed and burned so game over. — Twiztid
I believe I was in 8th grade with my friend Nick, who actually went on to produce for me and record my tracks throughout my… — Chris Webby
I'm too drunk to light the bong. I'm too stoned to write this song. — Brad Nowell
I've been Rolling Stoned and Beatled 'til I'm blind. — Simon And Garfunkel
To win you, I'd stand naked, stoned, and stabbed. I'd call that a bargain, the best I ever had. — The Who
She don't care if I'm stoned and sloppy drunk, long as she got the keys. — ZZ Top
I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit… — Pineapple Express
Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No. — Bender (The Cartoon Character)
If I get stoned, and sing all night long... itsa family tradition. — Hank Williams, Jr.
I'm more stoned than a biblical whore. — Ralphie May

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