"I'm not drunk, just a little stoned." — Gerard Way
"I'm not drunk, just a little stoned."
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179 Quotes by Gerard Way
Gerard Way has 179 quotes on this site.
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Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
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Rock'n'roll is not red carpets and MySpace friends, rock'n'roll is dangerous and should piss people off
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The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell.
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Real revenge is making something of yourself.
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The best thing about wearing black is that you can hide pretty easily, unless you're in like Hawaii, then you…
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Like, you should never want to hurt yourself. You should love yourself.
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When you are kissing a guy with a beard, it's different.
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I feel like theres so many people out there who have the kids in the palm of their hand, listening…
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I notice a lot of people think they can solve their problems with antidepressants. That, I noticed, being like a…
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To all those whove tried to belong, and just didnt fit inyou are loved. To all those whove tried to…
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I'd rather goto Hell than be in Purgatory
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It'd be cool to be a vampire. Vampires are the best beast you can ever be. Call me egotistical, but…
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It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.
— Aristotle
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On average, drug prisoners spend more time in federal prison than rapists, who often get out on early release because…
— Michael Badnarik
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Drug prohibition has caused gang warfare and other violent crimes by raising the prices of drugs so much that vicious…
— Michael Badnarik
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to…
— Dave Barry
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According to Teenage Research Unlimited, 51 percent of 13-15 year olds say they will be faced with making a decision…
— Xavier Becerra
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,…
— Brendan Behan
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
— Robert Benchley
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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
— George Best
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
— Ambrose Bierce
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
— Humphrey Bogart
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
— Erma Bombeck
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Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for.
— Christian Nestell Bovee
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