"Q: what do u call a stoned Mexican?…" — PRiNcEsS
"Q: what do u call a stoned Mexican? A:baked beans"
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16 Quotes by PRiNcEsS
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The truth? I wasn't supposed to love evry thing he did to make me laugh or to smile, he wasn't…
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Ok, just for fun lol, did I dye my hair...? True/False If you already know the answer don't ruin it…
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You may think that I'm talking foolish... You've heard that I'm wild and I'm free... YOu may wonder how... I…
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Impossible is a word created by men for the people who have doubts
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Always hav a Successful EXIT than a Favourable ENTRANCE Bcoz, what matters is not being clapped when We Arrive But,…
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That horrible feeling, when you actually consider what'd it'd be like to get run over by a car....
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If you truly love someone, you'll look past the outside, and look to where it really matters, their heart:)
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You woke up, head aches Car won't start and you're already late So you drove fast, too fast Yeah, that…
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YES, I'm different from each and every single one of you but that's what makes me special *_*
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I keep your picture close to my heart. I carry a slip of paper with your words on them. I'm…
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Hadphones definetely tie themselves into knots when we're not looking!
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Just because I'm nice to you doesn't mean I like you. It just means I'm polite.
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I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas.
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Why is history important? Without history, many people have no idea how many of today's half-baked ideas have been tried,…
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One of the most fashionable notions of our times is that social problems like poverty and oppression breed wars. Most…
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I do not believe that you have to spend a lot of money to eat well: it is hard to…
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For me, a plain baked potato is the most delicious one....It is soothing and enough.
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Genocide is like a dessert. It is made of the flesh and bones of woman and children, it is sweetened…
— Terry Brooks
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I loved their home. Everything smelled older, worn but safe; the food aroma had baked itself into the furniture.
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He is The Bread sown in the virgin, leavened in the Flesh, molded in His Passion, baked in the furnace…
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Half-baked effort is almost as good as no effort put in at all. Always seek to do your best. Good…
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By now I was utterly deprogrammed. I walked along naked usually, clothes being not only putrid but unnecessary. My skin…
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Whether it's Facebook or Google or the other companies, that basic principle that users should be able to see and…
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Climate change policies cannot be the frosting on the cake of development; they must be baked into the recipe of…
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