Stoned Quotes

115 Stoned quotes by 102 unique authors

I'm not drunk, just a little stoned. — Gerard Way
Out here on the perimeter there are no stars. Out here we is stoned. Immaculate. — Jim Morrison
Even as the nineteenth century had to come to grips with the notion of human descent from apes, we must now come to terms with… — Terence McKenna
If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic. — Richelle Mead
You try getting through the Hollows traffic with a stoned redhead hanging out the window shouting, 'I'm king of the world!' ~Lee — Kim Harrison
When you're an addict, you can go without feeling anything except drunk or stoned or hungry. Still, when you compare this to other feelings, to… — Chuck Palahniuk
In the end, I take my shoes off and stick my feet in, letting the lukewarm water lick at my ankles. It feels good, and… — Libba Bray
Everybody sounds stoned, because they're e-mailing people the whole time they're talking to you. — Jennifer Egan
Anyone who wasn't half-stoned on pain meds would have instantly realized what a really bad idea this plan was, but since that didn't include me,… — Josh Lanyon
I would like to stay stoned all the time, it scares me itâ€™s so good. I would like to stay stoned every minute of every… — Beatrice Sparks
That was one thing you found out when you were stoned, or wasted, or feverish: that the world was always turning and that only a… — Joe Hill
I know the resurrection is a fact, and Watergate proved it to me. How? Because 12 men testified they had seen Jesus raised from the… — Charles Colson
This morning when I left Mom's parting words were, "Come straight home after school." Wow! Like I'm going to get stoned at 3:30â€”it doesn't sound… — Beatrice Sparks
If you just warn people, they often simply ignore you. But if you ask them a question, then they have to think about it. And… — Ben Aaronovitch
Remember: It costs nothing to encourage an artist, and the potential benefits are staggering. A pat on the back to an artist now could one… — Kevin Smith
A 'sign of weakness' for a male celebrity is being found to be unfaithful, or unkind to an employee, or having crashed their car while… — Caitlin Moran
I'm more than ever of the opinion that a decent human existence is possible today only on the fringes of society, where one then runs… — Hannah Arendt
I would like to find a way in which people in Saudi Arabia could learn that they can be something other than a Muslim. Some… — Richard Dawkins
Still not sure what's worse, getting stoned to death or my phone running out of battery. — Nikhil Saluja
When you are alone for a long time, you become more and more cold, you don't care about others, you used your heart less. And… — Jun_AwaiSan

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