Bong Quotes

44 quotes by 43 authors

The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much, or the environment… — P.J. O'Rourke
I did everything but drink the bong water when I was young. — Dana Rohrabacher
First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society of my high… — Stephen Colbert
According to this woman, who requested anonymity because of her current job as a clinical psychologist, "He and Randy came to my house, they knocked… — Rand Paul
[Phelps] firmly denies that he takes drugs, suggesting that the notorious photo of him smoking from a bong was a one-time lapse of judgment. — Michael Phelps
Always was Morocco. And recently the country's leadership seems to have embraced it in all its ill-reputed glory. The days of predatory poets in search… — Anthony Bourdain
I know I look good. The regular adjectives that come my way - sexy, hot, dusky, bong bombshell I love them. — Bipasha Basu
Major Richard Bong was an example of the tragic and terrible price we must pay to maintain principles of human rights, of greater value than… — Eddie Rickenbacker
Steer clear of pot. It's an ambition zapper. Wait till you've made it. When you're 45 buy a bong. But for now, buy a suit. — Greg Gutfeld
On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong! And the Monkeys all say Boo! Theres a Nang Nong Ning Where the trees go… — Spike Milligan
You sound like a man with a vision. Care to pass that bong over this way? — Paul Vixie
If at first you don't succed take a hit from the bong and toke some weed....... — Keezo Pee
True true — Donnie
Why cant everyone get a bong? — Kid Cudi
You can catch a buzz off me from smoking the reazin off my bong. — Twiztid
Who loaned you money homie, who owes you cash? Who taught you how to use the bong for the grass? — Insane Clown Posse
I know I'm smart, I know I'm nice, That's why you can't see me like a poltergeist, Smokin la la la, give that bowl a… — Chris Webby
So I'll just stuff my bong and try to drink some wine to ease my mind, maybe everything will be fine. — Gorilla Zoe
I'm too drunk to light the bong. I'm too stoned to write this song. — Brad Nowell
Smoked a bong, killed a cat, had my nuts attacked by rats. Dad got nude, I wore a thong, for a hobby I make bombs. — Blink 182

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