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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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I did everything but drink the bong water when I was young.
— Dana Rohrabacher
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society…
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According to this woman, who requested anonymity because of her current job as a clinical psychologist, "He and Randy came to my…
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[Phelps] firmly denies that he takes drugs, suggesting that the notorious photo of him smoking from a bong was a one-time lapse…
— Michael Phelps
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Always was Morocco. And recently the country's leadership seems to have embraced it in all its ill-reputed glory. The days of predatory…
— Anthony Bourdain
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I know I look good. The regular adjectives that come my way - sexy, hot, dusky, bong bombshell I love them.
— Bipasha Basu
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Major Richard Bong was an example of the tragic and terrible price we must pay to maintain principles of human rights, of…
— Eddie Rickenbacker
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Steer clear of pot. It's an ambition zapper. Wait till you've made it. When you're 45 buy a bong. But for now,…
— Greg Gutfeld
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On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong! And the Monkeys all say Boo! Theres a Nang Nong Ning Where…
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You sound like a man with a vision. Care to pass that bong over this way?
— Paul Vixie
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If at first you don't succed take a hit from the bong and toke some weed.......
— Keezo Pee
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