Drunk Quotes

1185 quotes by 870 authors

Dunk guy-I wasn't that drunk. his friend-Dude you were in my closet yelling out were the eff is NARNIA!!! — Hannah!!!
I Swear to Drunk, I Am not God! — MacyJaxson
Real men don't get drunk threw straws — GuyCodes
Tears are words to the loved ones, Siting beside drunk whole night like I am in Love, Have your problem to the blind man ,… — Raman
So what we get drunk So what we smoke weed Were just having fun We dont care who sees S o what we go out… — Wiz Khafila
To those who have gotten the privilege of knowing someones Facebook password I know the first things that came to your MINDS......'LET ME POST SOMETHING… — WEED080296
OMG I don't think slippy floors and drunk women mix — Jaycee
A drunk mouth speaks a sober mind — Tyrone Burks
People should stop choosing their partners whilst they are drunk, on the grounds they must sober up at some point. — Steve Fowler
Love's just an intimate game which always leave bitterness after. Now, I'm drinking to forget it all. And when I'm drunk, I know only toilet… — Latest
I'm ridin' wit my top back my bitch drunk I'm smokin weed! — Juicy J
Hey grab a cold drink...Sit back....Kick your feet up...and breath and relax! KARMA here and the bitch is drunk! :O) — Rosie Hernandez
Drunk man get pulled over, the officer ask the man if hes been drinking he says no and slaps a beer label on his forhead… — Unkknown
So what we get drunk so what we smoke weed. That's how it's suppose to be, living young wild and free! — Wiz Khalifa
God damn, I'm rich as fuck. Drunk as hell. Throwing money, pick it up. Life is good, live it up. — Wiz Khalifa
How much for that bottle, put it on my tab. Hop out like a model all them foreign tags. Get so drunk and high, I'll… — Wiz Khalifa
I drink to get drunk cause this world is so fucked — Tristan David
Los Angeles sucks for going out, Everything here is a 'lounge'. Everyone just sits around at a table, drinking a cocktail, looking at each other.… — Channing Tatum
I'll get drunk, we'll go out and have fun...I'll go back to my room and I'll sleep in like boxers. — Jonah Hill
Even if your drunk you still know what you were doing. — Marianepublico

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