Drunk Quotes

1185 quotes by 870 authors

A very drunk man comes out of the bar And sees another very drunk man, He looks up in the sky and says, Is that… — Troublemaker
Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show(bitch) Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That… — Hollywood Undead
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I… — Paperboi
I never been the kind to let my feelings show, and I thought that being strong meant to never losing your self control but I'm… — Patience
Love is the poets poison, that drink willingly drunk which elevates us to illuminated bliss, yet, it is when said love passes that the writer… — Yust Lundberg
If you want to hear someone speak the truth, listen to them when their drunk or real angry. — Isiahnunn
We were love drunk and we sunk. We need to get sober before we fall over. — Unkown
And here I thought we would just be talking, little did I know we'd be taking chances in the closet. You get a little drunk… — SayWeCanFly
Favorite: I do not get drunk- I get awsome! — Simba
You can't keep getting hurt by the same person. If he makes you cry and worry so bad and not get phone calls in weeks.… — Jasmine Laura
Why is it when miley cyrus gets naked and licks a sledge hammer its art and music. But when I do it I'm drunk and… — Fading_scars
I'm the girl who prefers one rose instead of a dozen. I'm the girl who would rather stay in on a Friday night than go… — Babloo
I don't get drunk.. I get awesome — Fading_scars
It's been a day and all I did was prey... It's been a week and I couldn't sleep... It's been a month and now I… — Jacob Thompson
Be drunk in love because it's only Love that exists... — Zarnab
I felt so drunk yesterday and I didnt even drink, thats when I told my mom that secret.. and she still doesnt believe mer, hhaa… — Patience
I drink alcohol... Only when I'm drunk. — Sivuyile Simanga_Swagga39
And in the end, we're all just humans, drunk on the idea that love - only love - could heal our brokenness. — F Scott Fitzgerald
Thinking about the first person ever to get drunk. People must have been like, COME QUICK! JEREMIAH HAS BEEN STRICKEN WITH AWESOME! — Kendrick Cole
I was drunk in love while she was sober and cheating — Dumisani Bafana

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