"Wake up drunk go to sleep fucked up" — Wiz Khalifa
"Wake up drunk go to sleep fucked up"
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901 Quotes by Wiz Khalifa
Wiz Khalifa has 901 quotes on this site.
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Three things I want in a relationship: Eyes that won't cry, lips that won't lie, and love that won't die.
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Tailor gang they rolling up those paper planes.
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Being single doesn't necessarily mean you're available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says "Do Not Disturb"…
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Don't leave something good to find something better. Once you realize you had the best, the best has found better.
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My life, my choices, my mistakes, my lessons- NOT YOUR BUSINESS.
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If another girl ever steals your man, there's no better revenge than letting her keep him. REAL MEN CAN'T BE…
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I come from a place where people get high, the grades get low, and if someone has a secret EVERYONE…
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How much for the bottle, put it on my tab. Hop out like a model all them foreign tags. Get…
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So many rings, my fingers starting to hizzurt. If you didnt know me you did swear I had that wizzork..…
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Now filet mignon come with every meal. I swear to God that I'm so high, Feel like i am going…
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People ask me why it is so hard to trust and I ask them why is it so hard to…
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Worrying is stupid. it's like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain.
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More Drunk Quotes
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one of 1,185 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
— Isaac Asimov
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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes,…
— Dave Attell
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A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
— Edward Abbey
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk…
— Charles Baudelaire
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I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just…
— Chester Bennington
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
— Ambrose Bierce
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Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
— Ambrose Bierce
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A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically…
— Jim Bishop
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
— Humphrey Bogart
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You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
— Ray Bradbury
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Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the…
— Joyce Brothers
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We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.
— Charles Bukowski
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