Drunk Quotes

1185 quotes by 870 authors

A man can get drunk go home and murder his wife and kids and they still keep it legal to buy but if a man… — Keifer J Copeland
There are two types of people who really irritate me: 1. A drunk person when I'm sober. 2. A sober person when I'm drunk. — Nishan Panwar
Officer , I swear to drunk Im not God! — Hemant Smarty
Ever looked at your Ex and say; Was I drunk the entire relationship? — Tebogo
Im not and alcoholic I'm a drunk (alcoholics go to meetings) — Tamika-leeigh
A drunk man never tells a lie. — Birdman1109
My friend got a little drunk and fell over breaking her leg =C — VIVAN
Its great to say I'm proud to be Irish, For all those people who wants to know what its like well its great, your a… — Logan Fitzgerald
13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? When I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, Pussies. — Nikhil Saluja
Ever looked at your EX and wondered Was I drunk the entire relationship. — Punkinhead Abhishek
Drunk Twitter because embarrassing myself in one zip code was never enough. — Nikhil Saluja
I don't always tweet when I'm drunk, but when I do, it's when I'm visiting my family. — Nikhil Saluja
Marriage is like a casino...you go in all excited and optimistic, you stumble out broke, drunk and talking to yourself. — Nishan Panwar
Let's go drink until we can't feel feelings anymore. — Ramandeep Singh
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting,Your… — Syntific
I don't know why people hate on drunk drivers, Women drivers are clearly more dangerous behind the wheel. — Nikhil Saluja
If I'm drunk enough to dance, take me to the hospital. — Nikhil Saluja
Sometimes drunk people get drunk to escape from the life's problems — Spido
I am definitely not the guy who drives to Vegas and stands in the middle of the street drunk with beads around his neck. I'm… — James Marsden
If I get drunk enough and lay on the floor, the world really does revolve around me. — Nikhil Saluja

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