"Remember that super skinny dude from Freddy Got……" — Rudy Espinoza

"Remember that super skinny dude from Freddy Got Fingered who got so drunk that he couldn't feel his legs? Well, now he's a cripple on the TV Series Legit. Irony or disassociative alcohol induced logic? Follow me on this one .... Christopher Reeves (Superman) also played a cripple in a movie before he became a cripple in real life. I just blew my own mind."

— Rudy Espinoza

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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony. — Robert Benchley
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. — George Best
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. — Ambrose Bierce
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. — Humphrey Bogart
Never accept a drink from a urologist. — Erma Bombeck
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