"When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes……" — Rudy Espinoza

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• I think sensitive is the wrong description of me. I'm British, actually, so quite bad at expressing myself in conversation,… — James Blunt
• When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or… — Aisha Tyler
• I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?! — Kevin Hart
• It's the Roman numeral for 10. 5/5/89 is my birthday: 5 plus 5 is 10, and this is my tenth… — Chris Brown
• I don't like vampire movies or zombie movies. I went to see 'I Am Legend' with an ex-girlfriend the other… — Michel Gondry
• When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend — Jay Leno
• My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool. — Anthony Jeselnik
• I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it. — Anthony Jeselnik
• I did an interview once where I was asked who I found attractive and I went on about cartoons and… — Eddie Redmayne
• For me, I still have feelings for all of my ex-girlfriends. In different parts of my life, I would miss… — Miles Teller
• Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again. — Miranda Lambert
• I left my parents' home when I was 22, I moved to New York with my ex-girlfriend. We did a… — Demian Bichir

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