"We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe……" — Ari Gold
"We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and were gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos."
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21 Quotes by Ari Gold
Ari Gold has 21 quotes on this site.
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Call me Helen Keller because Im a fucking miracle worker!
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Tell Drama hes on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my…
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You know what they feed people on an indi set, Vinnie? Nothing! They dont give you a trailer. They tell…
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Im ready to go here, all right? Its like R. Kelly at recess. Honey, honey, what are you doing? Are…
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You can have it if you want to live in Agora fucking hills, and go to group therapy, but if…
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Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed.
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My assistant is to be gang-raped by a gang of one.
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Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a…
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That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something.
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Dana I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you wanna jerk me…
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I knew you liked dick, Babs, but I didnt realize you were a cocksucker.
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Its like high school. You cant fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off…
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It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with.
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I always had really long swimmer's arms. The last to totally go is always my thighs and butt, but my…
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I really am super lazy and doing long hair, especially mine, is a big pain in the butt. It's filled…
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I like rhythmic things that butt up against each other in a cool kind of way.
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I love ripped jeans! They are flattering. I'm very petite, so I think they make my butt look lovely.
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I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across…
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I'm vain. My arms are thin, but I'm vain about loose flesh. And so I'm careful that what I wear…
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In order to drill into young men the need to stay alert and stay alive, I used to punish offenders…
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I would love to play a superhero. I wish I could be in 'The Avengers,' kicking butt.
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