"You can have it if you want to……" — Ari Gold
"You can have it if you want to live in Agora fucking hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion, a country club membership, and nine weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, then Im gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfucking Wednesday."
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21 Quotes by Ari Gold
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Call me Helen Keller because Im a fucking miracle worker!
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You know what they feed people on an indi set, Vinnie? Nothing! They dont give you a trailer. They tell…
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Im ready to go here, all right? Its like R. Kelly at recess. Honey, honey, what are you doing? Are…
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We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and were gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos.
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Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed.
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My assistant is to be gang-raped by a gang of one.
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Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a…
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That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something.
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Dana I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you wanna jerk me…
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I knew you liked dick, Babs, but I didnt realize you were a cocksucker.
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Its like high school. You cant fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off…
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Life in Beverly Hills is a game, and I make the rules.
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