"Dana I have never cheated on my wife,……" — Ari Gold
"Dana I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you wanna jerk me in the car now, Im game."
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21 Quotes by Ari Gold
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We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and were gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos.
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Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed.
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My assistant is to be gang-raped by a gang of one.
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Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a…
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That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something.
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I knew you liked dick, Babs, but I didnt realize you were a cocksucker.
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