Jerk Quotes

290 quotes by 238 authors

If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest. — Christian Bale
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better… — Scott Adams
For some unknown reason, bad-boys draw you in despite the fact that they are jerks. — Alexis Bledel
Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are… — Warren Buffett
I know what it's like to meet someone you admire and have them be a complete jerk. — Nicolas Cage
I try not to be a jerk. I really do. I try to be nice and cordial. — Mariah Carey
Hemingway was a jerk. — Harold Robbins
Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks. — Jean Rhys
We shouldn't knee jerk anything. The Iraqi government a few years back, when they had a chance to sign an agreement that would keep some… — Carl Levin
And sometimes it's the very otherness of a stranger, someone who doesn't belong to our ethnic or ideological or religious group, an otherness that can… — Karen Armstrong
One farmer says to me, "You cannot live on vegetable food solely, for it furnishes nothing to make the bones with;" and so he religiously… — Henry David Thoreau
Never burn bridges. Today's junior jerk, tomorrow's senior partner. — Sigourney Weaver
I'm 48. For a while after 'The Jerk' (movie) I had a feeling of failure. I was a little scared. First people discover you and… — Steve Martin
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. — H. Allen Smith
What a snarky jerk. (Obviously, I later slept with him.) — Lena Dunham
In company with people of your own trade you ordinarily speak of other writers' books. The better the writers the less they will speak about… — Ernest Hemingway
The white youth of today have begun to react to the fact that the American Way of Life is a fossil of history. What do… — Eldridge Cleaver
The last thing I want to turn into is a fat Hollywood jerk. I was brought up without much money and I was happy. I… — Leonardo DiCaprio
All guys are jerks but they get hotter with age and we learn to be more tolerant. — Kristen Bell
My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so… — Kevin Spacey

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