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290 Jerk quotes by 227 unique authors

The way Disney characters move, they're very kind of slow and fluid and flowing; one pose kind of eases into the next. If you look… — Seth MacFarlane
It's hard to know exactly how people develop the characters they do. There could be people from humble beginnings that turn into jerks. Some characteristics… — David Maraniss
Movies always are open to being remade because times change so much, and the tempo of movies changes. I think of it like a James… — Steve Martin
I'm not a knee-jerk conservative. I passionately believe in free markets and less government, but not to the point of being a libertarian. — Rupert Murdoch
People seem to think that you should be willing to speak to them whether they're jerks or not. — Martha Plimpton
It never made sense to me that someone would achieve any kind of success in show business, only to become a jerk. — Josh Radnor
I don't want to be known as a jerk forever. — Sean William Scott
We overweight people, we say terrible things to ourselves. Oh, you wouldn't believe it. 'You fat pig. How can you do this? You're a disgusting… — Richard Simmons
Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler.… — Don Van Vliet
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. — Bill Watterson
Public hangings are teaching moments. Every company has to do it. A teaching moment is worth a thousand CEO speeches. CEOs can talk and blab… — Jack Welch
Any jerk can have short-term earnings. You squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, and the company sinks five years later. — Jack Welch
I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good.… — Bill Watterson
In life you'll meet a lot of jerks. If they hurt you, tell yourself that it's because they're stupid. That will help keep you from… — Marjane Satrapi
It seemed to me that the people who made the rules of the road had figured out everything that would help a person drive safely… — Joan Bauer
Let the jerks of the world serve as the perfect example of what you don't want to be. You'll be a heck of a lot… — Willie Nelson
Enough, both of you,' Clary said. 'You can't be complete jerks to each other forever, you know.' Technically,' said Simon, 'I can.' Jace made an… — Cassandra Clare
Advanced life-forms, my seweet patootie. Jerks. Both of them. — James Patterson
So what are we supposed to do again, when we hate everything? You stop pretending life is such fun or makes sense. It's often messy… — Anne Lamott
Small jerks began to appear in my legs, my walk became unsteady precisely because I wanted it to be smooth. — Knut Hamsun
In the history of the world many souls have been, are, and will be, and with a little reflection this is marvelous and not depressing.… — Saul Bellow
True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks. — John Waters
Squatting on old bones and excrement and rusty iron, in a white blaze of heat, a panorama of naked idiots stretches to the horizon. Complete… — William S. Burroughs
He lifted the arm covering his eyes and turned his head to glare at her. "I knew you were trouble the first time I saw… — Linda Howard
I love the sound of a brand-new bottle of coke when you pry the lid off and it starts to fizz. Whenever I hear that… — Gary D. Schmidt

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