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- At least when somebody's suffocating, you can tell: you see their faces turn blue, their lips quiver, their eyes buck, and their throats jerk. But…
- Break your tears on truth and empty your lies on broken glass because it's a FAD! CUT your mind into thin slices of reality so…
- Piccolo! You big jerk! I take back all the nice things I said about you!
- You thought I would be dying in pain cuz you left, but it made me strong to see what a jerk I can finally forget.
- Must have been blind to fell for a jerk like you.
- You jerk, I dougie.You're cool, I'm epic. You walk, I swag.You dream, I belive.You're obsessed, I'm dedicated.You're a fan,I'm a Tunechi ;)
- It mayy reallyy hurt now. But, when you realize how much of a jerk he was, the process will be much easier.
- Isnt it funny, how the sweetest guy in the world can turn into the biggest jerk.
- When you're with your friends dont be a jerk to look like you wear the pants in the relationship.
- No Make up makes a girl pretty.... IF no one cares how a girl looks? you must be a reall jerk :/
- Don't be an asshole, don't be a jerk, be what you are and be proud of it.
More Jerk Quotes
- If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest. — Christian Bale
- In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized… — Scott Adams
- For some unknown reason, bad-boys draw you in despite the fact that they are jerks. — Alexis Bledel
- Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had… — Warren Buffett
- I know what it's like to meet someone you admire and have them be a complete jerk. — Nicolas Cage
- I try not to be a jerk. I really do. I try to be nice and cordial. — Mariah Carey
- Hemingway was a jerk. — Harold Robbins
- Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks. — Jean Rhys
- We shouldn't knee jerk anything. The Iraqi government a few years back, when they had a chance to sign an agreement that… — Carl Levin
- And sometimes it's the very otherness of a stranger, someone who doesn't belong to our ethnic or ideological or religious group, an… — Karen Armstrong
- One farmer says to me, "You cannot live on vegetable food solely, for it furnishes nothing to make the bones with;" and… — Henry David Thoreau
- Never burn bridges. Today's junior jerk, tomorrow's senior partner. — Sigourney Weaver