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If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit… — Willie Aames
All this could be part of a plan. There is no way an atheist can prove it’s not. But it’s some plan, isn't it? With… — Christopher Hitchens
I don't like characters that are left being jerks at the end of the movie. — Jeremy London
I get more out of life just being myself, by just being a human being. Not by being a rock star, not by being whatever.… — Billy Corgan
That's what's so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity. — Bill Maher
I dont mind if somebody comes up to me and shakes my hand, but if Im in the middle of a restaurant and somebody asks… — Macaulay Culkin
When you've been hurt, you don't make excuses for the jerk who hurt you. That's his mama's job. — Catherine Anderson
Counterpart to the knee-jerk liberal is the new knee-pad conservative, always groveling before the rich and the powerful. — Edward Abbey
The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee- pad conservative.... — Edward Abbey
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic. — Kurt Vonnegut
It's about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks! — Homer
Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians. — Homer
I could be a jerk and get a lot more publicity, but that's not who I am. — Pete Sampras
Technology, including Zaadz, will allow us to evade the jerks far more than we could before. The technology-based social responsibility movement, broadly construed, will allow… — Michael Strong
People should realize we're jerks just like them. — Edward de Bono
Sometimes you are being interviewed by someone and you think, if I knew this person they'd be my best friend. Other times you're being interviewed… — Judith Guest
Sometimes you walk into things, that, if you were paying attention, vibrationally, you would know right from the beginning that it wasn't what you are… — Esther Hicks
I jerk off inside books, and give life to words, leaving concepts stuck together you've probably never heard — Immortal Technique
If I was to interrupt this article every few sentences, asking you whether or not I was making a good impression on you, I hope… — Christopher Hitchens
The little people will get even, which is one of a thousand reasons why they are not little people at all. If you're a jerk… — Tom Peters
Do not tolerate brilliant jerks. The cost to teamwork is too high. — Reed Hastings
Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks. — Bill Hicks
A Poem does not grow by jerks. As trees in Spring produce a new ring of tissue, so does every poet put forth a fresh… — Wilfred Owen
The real struggle is not between the right and the left but between the party of the thoughtful and the party of the jerks. — Jimmy Wales
Dissent is morally neutral. You can correctly call yourself a dissident because you like to kick puppies, but at the end of the day, you're… — Jonah Goldberg

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