Best Jerk Qoutes

290 Jerk quotes by 227 unique authors

But ay, do me a favor, call me jerk one more time. — New Boyz
You're a jerk! (I know) — New Boyz
Stacy: God, you're an idiot! House: I like to think of myself as more of a jerk. — House MD
We talk about your work how your boss is a jerk. — Toby Keith
Gettin' rhymed in the mind, two hits in a car, put my pager on private, jerk myself off. — Beastie Boys
Jerkin' Teach me how to jerk. Teach me, teach me how to jerk. — Audio Push
Now when it come to the jerk. We got the potion — Audio Push
I'm rejected it might leave my back broken. Now tell me if you can jerk in slow motion — Audio Push
Try to jerk like me I guarantee it'll leave your jeans ripped. — Audio Push
Girls tell me when I jerk I look so hot cause' I be jerkin' like I'm tryna make the boat rock. — Audio Push
Rock slow, drop low, and jerk to the beat like... — Audio Push
It's your time to jerk with them lights on dim and all u other dudes keep it on u — Audio Push
The ladies always love it when I'm doin' what I do. They be sayin' Oktane you just jerk so cute — Audio Push
Ok, I just say thanks and my chain. They try to grab it wanna copy the jerk, go ahead, you can have it. — Audio Push
They be askin can you teach me how to jerk? — Audio Push
So if I'm not clubbing, don't think I'm on some jerk shit and California on that Jerk shit but I'd just rather 2-step, like my… — Kendrick Lamar
I know that you'll be dancing til your toes hurt, but I can make your toes curl I can make your soul jerk... we can… — Lil Wayne
Okay so I'm a jerk I know I made you hurt and yea your girlfriend was right I got what I deserved. — Day 26
Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it's dangerous. -Jonah — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk. — Bender (The Cartoon Character)
I jerk off inside books and give life to words. — Immortal Technique
You thought I would be dying in pain cuz you left, but it made me strong to see what a jerk I can finally forget. — Unknown Author
I know Kanye a jerk how could you say that? He rolled me and my mom around in his Maybach. — Big Sean
Must have been blind to fell for a jerk like you. — Unknown Author
You jerk, I dougie.You're cool, I'm epic. You walk, I swag.You dream, I belive.You're obsessed, I'm dedicated.You're a fan,I'm a Tunechi ;) — PGS

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