"Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk." — Bender (The Cartoon Character)
"Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk."
More Jerk Quotes
- If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest. — Christian Bale
- In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up… — Scott Adams
- For some unknown reason, bad-boys draw you in despite the fact that they are jerks. — Alexis Bledel
- Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before… — Warren Buffett
- I know what it's like to meet someone you admire and have them be a complete jerk. — Nicolas Cage
- I try not to be a jerk. I really do. I try to be nice and cordial. — Mariah Carey
- Hemingway was a jerk. — Harold Robbins
- Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks. — Jean Rhys
- We shouldn't knee jerk anything. The Iraqi government a few years back, when they had a chance to sign an… — Carl Levin
- And sometimes it's the very otherness of a stranger, someone who doesn't belong to our ethnic or ideological or religious… — Karen Armstrong
- One farmer says to me, "You cannot live on vegetable food solely, for it furnishes nothing to make the bones… — Henry David Thoreau
- Never burn bridges. Today's junior jerk, tomorrow's senior partner. — Sigourney Weaver