"Hey, I can be a jerk to people……" — Dr Gregory House

"Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good."

— Dr Gregory House

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29 Quotes by Dr Gregory House

Dr Gregory House has 29 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

No, there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China…
What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die or one who ignores you while…
Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat…
Why is one simpler than two? It's lower, it's lonelier, but is it simpler? Each one of these conditions is…
You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it…
She has God inside her. It would have been easier to deal with a tumor.
I've been a doctor for years why do I have to keep assuring people I know what I'm doing?
I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are.
I don't ask why patients lie. I just assume they all do.
I'm sorry, but the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been over-stimulated by spirochetes is…
I am extremely disappointed. I send you out for exciting new designer drugs and you come back with tomato sauce.
I don't have time for laundry. I'm saving lives here.

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I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can… — Alexis Arguello
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From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
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Therefore, the good of man must be the end of the science of politics. — Aristotle

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