Dr Gregory House Quotes

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• No, there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every…
• What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die or one who ignores you while you get better? I suppose…
• Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House;…
• Why is one simpler than two? It's lower, it's lonelier, but is it simpler? Each one of these conditions is about a thousand to one…
• You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't…
• She has God inside her. It would have been easier to deal with a tumor.
• I've been a doctor for years why do I have to keep assuring people I know what I'm doing?
• I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are.
• I don't ask why patients lie. I just assume they all do.
• I'm sorry, but the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been over-stimulated by spirochetes is a poor basis for a…
• I am extremely disappointed. I send you out for exciting new designer drugs and you come back with tomato sauce.
• I don't have time for laundry. I'm saving lives here.
• Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.
• Technical term is narcissism. You can't believe everything is your fault unless you also believe you're all powerful.
• You've lost perspective, Cuddy. You've stopped looking at this as a doctor. You're acting like someone who shoved somebody off their roof. You want to…
• You're not happy unless things are just right. Which means two things: you're a good boss, and you'll never be happy.
• I'm happy to report that we are now so in sync, we're actually wearing each other's underwear.
• The good news is he won't be bitching about losing his hand if he can't breathe.
• Every minute that we refuse to love one another, another puppy cries another tear.
• You think I have a hypocritical attitude to hypocrisy? The problem is there are 26 letters in the alphabet, and he only uses two of…

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