Bender (The Cartoon Character)

All Bender (The Cartoon Character) Quotes

• Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking at you! Kids
• That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun. Ally
• Hey, don't make me go upside yer head! Go
• Bite my colossal metal ass. Ass
• Bite my red hot glowing ass. Ass
• Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk. Jerk
• What's the point of living if I can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow up! Assassassassass! Ass
• Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!! Ah
• This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me! Discrimination
• Oh. Your. God. God
• My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless. Everyone
• I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor! Baby
• They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning. Complaning
• I hate the people that love me and they hate me. Hate
• Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No. Gutter
• Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody. Everybody
• I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park! Blackjack
• That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass! Alien
• Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool. Bribe
• Life can be hilariously cruel. Cruel

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