All Bender (The Cartoon Character) Quotes
-
Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking at you!
Kids
-
That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.
Ally
-
Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!
Go
-
Bite my colossal metal ass.
Ass
-
Bite my red hot glowing ass.
Ass
-
Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.
Jerk
-
What's the point of living if I can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow up! Assassassassass!
Ass
-
Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!
Ah
-
This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!
Discrimination
-
Oh. Your. God.
God
-
My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.
Everyone
-
I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!
Baby
-
They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.
Complaning
-
I hate the people that love me and they hate me.
Hate
-
Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.
Gutter
-
Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.
Everybody
-
I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!
Blackjack
-
That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!
Alien
-
Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
Bribe
-
Life can be hilariously cruel.
Cruel
Browse Bender (The Cartoon Character) Quotes by Category