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Ass Quotes by Bender (The Cartoon Character)
- Bite my colossal metal ass.
- Bite my red hot glowing ass.
- What's the point of living if I can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow up! Assassassassass!
- That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!
- Bit my shiny metal ass
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- A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles. — Richard Burton
- If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! — Kurt Cobain
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- When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass. — LL Cool J
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- The biggest sin is sitting on your ass. — Florynce Kennedy
- Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. — John Wayne
- Life is never easy for those who dream. — Robert James Waller
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- I hope you're all Republicans. — Ronald Reagan