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290 Jerk quotes by 227 unique authors

The trick is simply to avoid jerks. There are lots of them out there. Most people are unhappy. — Frederick Lenz
I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when… — Criss Jami
What's the difference between tough love and acting like a jerk? — Ricki Lake
I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was… — Howard Stern
If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk. — Steve Carell
If a jerk burns the flag, America is not threatened, democracy is not under siege, freedom is not at risk. — Gary Ackerman
When I look back on my knee-jerk reactions now, I realize I should have just taken a breath. — Fred Durst
Maybe I am a jerk sometimes. Maybe I'm not. I think most people are kind of a jerk once in a while. — Ryan Adams
I jerk off 'til I bust blood. — Camron
My father had to go to work, I used to think he was a jerk. I didn't know his heart was broken, and not another… — Madonna Ciccone
all skinny guys with beards are jerks — Randy Quaid
Every day when I get home from work, I feel so frustrated, my boss is a jerk. — Todd Rundgren
I must of woke up this morning with a bug up my ass, I think I'll just haul off and belt the next jerk that… — Todd Rundgren
I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else. — Larry David
To keep it simple you run your gym like you run your house. Keep it clean and in good running order. No jerks allowed, members… — Joe Gold
I have a big ego, and I'm a confident person, but when it comes down to being a jerk, that doesn't work for me, I… — Harry Connick, Jr.
I'm just starting to scratch the surface of what really makes me happy and it's taken me a while to admit that acting like a… — Leonardo DiCaprio
I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't… — Leonardo DiCaprio
In minority communities there's a sensitivity, often a knee-jerk reaction, to critical representations. There's a misunderstanding of what an artist does. — Junot Diaz
I think that everybody in the world, whatever colour or creed, has a jerk like JR in his or her family somewhere. Whether it is… — Larry Hagman
Music is for people. The word 'pop' is simply short for popular. It means that people like it. I'm just a normal jerk who happens… — Eddie Van Halen
It's tough being an actor making music, because even I have a knee-jerk reaction to that. — John Hawkes
I've learned through experience of playing different characters, some of whom were jerks, that when you play a character who is pretentious or obnoxious, in… — Jonah Hill
If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent. — Lee Iacocca
I fall in love with characters when they're out of their element or are uncomfortable and you really feel for them in a knee-jerk sympathetic… — Anna Kendrick

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