Best Jerk Sayings

290 Jerk quotes by 227 unique authors

I don't have the slightest interest in gold. I like understanding what works and what doesn't in human systems. To me that's not optional; that's a moral… — Charlie Munger
Can I tell you what I want? I want to stop wanting things I can’t have. I want to stop falling for jerks I don’t… — Kate Klise
The Worst part of acting like a jerk isn't when you're doing it. Its when you realize you were. — Pete Wentz
If the point of life is the same as the point of a story, the point of life is character transformation. If I got any… — Donald Miller
Writers are funny about reviews: when they get a good one they ignore it-- but when they get a bad review they never forget it.… — Art Buchwald
I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me so… — Zach Braff
If the Police could do a reunion... One of the biggest jerks I ever met was Sting. If he can do it, then anyone can… — Steven Adler
I am always the 'good guy,' and I take on the idiotic jerks of the nation. — Wally George
Last, but not least -- in fact, this is most important -- you need a happy ending. However, if you can create tragic situations and… — Satyajit Ray
Maybe one of the qualities of being a great coach is being [a jerk]. There are quite a few of them around. — Larry Robinson
Don't be a jerk. Try to love everyone. Give more than you take. And do it despite the fact that you only really like about… — Judd Apatow
I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk… — Jack Handey
There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a lot of jerks. Proceed with caution and eyes wide open. — Don Rittner
Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is to do and how credulous people are. — Kurt Vonnegut
The British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other. — Julian Casablancas
We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic.… — Brendon Urie
There's something about a guy who admits he's a jerk that makes him forgiveable. — Lisa McMann
All magic is 'Here’s a quarter, now it’s gone. You’re a jerk. Now it’s back. You’re an idiot. Show’s over.' — Jerry Seinfeld
A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it's… — George Carlin
The Yogic sages say that all the pain of a human life is caused by words, as is all the joy. We create words to… — Elizabeth Gilbert
All broken hearts are circumstantial. Every lovelorn jerk is the victim of bad timing, good intentions, and someone else’s poor decision making. — Joshua Ferris
At least when somebody's suffocating, you can tell: you see their faces turn blue, their lips quiver, their eyes buck, and their throats jerk. But… — Unknown Author
Yes. Do you know people who are really nice, but when they get together with somebody in particular, they become obnoxious jerks? — Sheldon Siegel
There are always going to be jerks in the world . . . [but] there are more good people on this earth than bad people,… — R. J. Palacio
They say for every light on Broadway there is a broken heart, an unrealized dream. And that’s the same in any profession. So you have… — Sutton Foster

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