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290 Jerk quotes by 227 unique authors

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it. — Lizz Winstead
The telephone is a great knee-jerk machine, but if you really want to tell someone how you feel, you need the slowness of the letter.… — Nick Bantock
I've dated jerks, so why not geeks? — Kelly LeBrock
Success is not about money and power. Real success is about relationships. There's no point in making $50 million a year if your teenager thinks… — Christopher Reeve
Was it possible I'd labeled him incorrectly? Shallow jocksdidn't overcome adversity and accomplish the things Leif had. I'd labeled him, not even knowing him. Just… — Abbi Glines
My father used to say that if a man fools you once, he's a jerk. If he fools you twice, you're a jerk. Only he… — Ellen Goodman
"Jerks," I muttered. Then I brightened. "Oh, hey. Doughnuts." — Richelle Mead
Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it. — Chuck Palahniuk
Gratitude begins in our hearts and then dovetails into behavior. It almost always makes you willing to be of service, which is where the joy… — Anne Lamott
Most of my stuff before CSI was kind of the jerk boyfriend, so I thought this was one of those deals, where these two have… — George Eads
What is known can't jerk us around unwittingly. Before anything can be resolved, the implicit must be made into the explicit. — Ryan Holiday
I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time. — CM Punk
What's success anyway? Is success about making the most money? No, money for the most part turns people into jerks. — Chris Sacca
The mere mention of the Farakka Express, which jerks its way eastward each day from Delhi to Calcutta, is enough to throw even a seasoned… — Tahir Shah
I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was… — Rachel Perry
I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into… — Louis C. K.
It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks. — Charlie Chaplin
Suppose hypothetically that one out of every 200 people or so is a jerk. In today's world these jerks will discover that if they enter… — Michael Strong
I know that I'm definitely not a big big snob, and I know that at the times that I am a diva I know I'm… — Jackie Evancho
The wedding vows are a license to be a complete jerk, with full knowledge that the person you married has agreed, no matter how large… — Adriana Trigiani
Getting dragged, kicking and screaming out of the ring, begging for mercy from whomever it is that fires me, and never be seen again. That's… — Chris Jericho
I said that liberals think people who live in the middle of the country are a bunch of jerks, and obviously all liberals don't think… — Bernard Goldberg
The habits of liberals, their automatic language, their knee-jerk responses to certain issues, deserved the epithets the right wing stuck them with. I'd see how… — George Carlin
You have to be courageous in life to allow a lightness to engage your being. It is easy to be a jerk. To be unhappy… — Frederick Lenz
For every 10 good things, there's always some jerk that wants to say something bad. — Devon Sawa

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