Famous Jerk Sayings

290 Jerk quotes by 227 unique authors

I thought I missed you,but then I realized that I didn't miss you,i miss the person I thought you were.the person you are now is… — Bakare
You're a jerk, an asshole, and immature you don't make sense and sometimes, I just want to strangle you, but on top of all of… — Ritu Ghatourey
I may not have an expensive car, I may have had fallen in love mamy times, I may have had sleeping hugging my pillow several… — Fatima Alaaeldin
Take CHANCES, tell the TRUTH, say NO, date someone totally WRONG for you. spend all your CASH, fall in LOVE, CRY, get to know someone… — Ritu Ghatourey
Am a jerk now? Can you blame me? Its you who broke my heart and stumped hard on the pieces. — Aruho Marwin Machiaveli
No Make up makes a girl pretty.... IF no one cares how a girl looks? you must be a reall jerk :/ — Unknown Author
When the person you like turns out to be a Jerk .. ! — Yashar Ibra
Don't be an asshole, don't be a jerk, be what you are and be proud of it. — Unknown Author
I do blow all night. Monkey jerk me off while I watch Stu make fuck with lady-boy. -Mr. Chow — The Hangover 2
I know I was a jerk and stupid and I love how you're a great mom. You and smart and gorgeous!!! But I miss hearing… — Alec**
The blood I bled the tears have dried I am done I have cried, you just lied my arms were red the blood was hot… — Madi Badesheim
Your love cant change a jerk into a nice guy he has to change himself. — SONYA PARKER
I eat all kinds of pussy just in case some jerk hacks my Twitter and says I eat all kinds of pussy so I don't… — Nikhil Saluja
If your boyfriend don't like a certain jerk, DON'T TALK TO THAT JERK, out of respect for your guy. — KM II
If I were a complete jerk I guess I'd answer a question with a question too. — Nikhil Saluja

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