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290 Jerk quotes by 227 unique authors

One day she told me that they'd decided that my gender was divvied into two neat piles-Men and Guys. Basically, all the saints of the… — Gayle Forman
I was surrounded by jerks. I'm not kidding. — J D Salinger
Even the jerks earn some of our affection. We can be glad they're gone and yet still mourn the good parts. — Shannon Hale
I gave her a smile that I hoped conveyed something like: Hey, you know I’m on your side. Gods are such jerks! But what can… — Rick Riordan
The Encyclopedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man. The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics… — Douglas Adams
Sean settles swiftly behind me, and I'm startled by the sudden closeness of him, my back suddenly warm against his chest, the press of his… — Maggie Stiefvater
Well, if the excitement's over, I think I'll take a bath.' 'Wow. The harsh lifestyle of a succubus. I wish I had your job.' 'Hey,… — Richelle Mead
I cross my arms. "It was a two minute conversation." "I don't think a smaller time frame makes it less unwise." He furrows his eyebrows… — Veronica Roth
Raven jerks and stiffens. For a second, I think she is only surprised: Her mouth goes round, her eyes wide. Then she begins teetering backward,… — Lauren Oliver
That's the problem with having a moral code. We want to destroy the jerkish part of the jerks, but we want to save the human… — David Levithan
The Dauthless have the wierdest slang. Pansycake, Nose...is there a term for The Candor?" "Of course."Uriah grins."Jerks — Veronica Roth
In a democracy everybody has a right to be represented, including the jerks. — Chris Patten
In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks. — Chris Patten
Worship is a meeting at the center so that our lives are centered in God and not lived eccentrically. We worship so that we live… — Edmund Clowney
I felt there's a wealth in Jewish tradition, a great inheritance. I'd be a jerk not to take advantage of it. — Herman Wouk
If the boss is a jerk, get over it. First of all, don't you think there's a good chance that your boss's boss knows what's… — Suze Orman
In the past, I had a knee-jerk approach to work, and it showed on screen. I was doing movies for the wrong reasons - trying… — Salman Khan
People love my collard greens. They love my macaroni and cheese. They love the gumbo. They love my Jamaican jerk or my Jamaican curry chicken.… — Tamala Jones
I think you need a concrete, real-world metaphor to talk about inner life without feeling like a jerk. — Tift Merritt
All too frequently, the knee jerk reaction to tragedies by the media and chattering class is to move to restrict our rights... Our founding documents… — Dave Brat
There are jerks all over Washington. Life is short; being a jerk is just unnecessary. — Mona Sutphen
I became a bit of a jerk. A kind of a nasty jerk. — Kevin Spacey
Maybe I am just a jerk. — Dan Harmon
Well, I try to not view things through a prism of anti-Semitism, because often, people will use that as a sort of knee-jerk reaction to… — Jack Abramoff
The last thing I want to turn into is a fat Hollywood jerk. I was brought up without much money and I was happy. I… — Leonardo DiCaprio

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