Best Jerk Thoughts
290 Jerk quotes by 227 unique authors
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One day she told me that they'd decided that my gender was divvied into two neat piles-Men and Guys. Basically, all the saints of the…
— Gayle Forman
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I was surrounded by jerks. I'm not kidding.
— J D Salinger
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Even the jerks earn some of our affection. We can be glad they're gone and yet still mourn the good parts.
— Shannon Hale
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I gave her a smile that I hoped conveyed something like: Hey, you know I’m on your side. Gods are such jerks! But what can…
— Rick Riordan
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The Encyclopedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man. The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics…
— Douglas Adams
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Sean settles swiftly behind me, and I'm startled by the sudden closeness of him, my back suddenly warm against his chest, the press of his…
— Maggie Stiefvater
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Well, if the excitement's over, I think I'll take a bath.' 'Wow. The harsh lifestyle of a succubus. I wish I had your job.' 'Hey,…
— Richelle Mead
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I cross my arms. "It was a two minute conversation." "I don't think a smaller time frame makes it less unwise." He furrows his eyebrows…
— Veronica Roth
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Raven jerks and stiffens. For a second, I think she is only surprised: Her mouth goes round, her eyes wide. Then she begins teetering backward,…
— Lauren Oliver
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That's the problem with having a moral code. We want to destroy the jerkish part of the jerks, but we want to save the human…
— David Levithan
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The Dauthless have the wierdest slang. Pansycake, Nose...is there a term for The Candor?" "Of course."Uriah grins."Jerks
— Veronica Roth
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In a democracy everybody has a right to be represented, including the jerks.
— Chris Patten
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In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks.
— Chris Patten
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Worship is a meeting at the center so that our lives are centered in God and not lived eccentrically. We worship so that we live…
— Edmund Clowney
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I felt there's a wealth in Jewish tradition, a great inheritance. I'd be a jerk not to take advantage of it.
— Herman Wouk
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If the boss is a jerk, get over it. First of all, don't you think there's a good chance that your boss's boss knows what's…
— Suze Orman
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In the past, I had a knee-jerk approach to work, and it showed on screen. I was doing movies for the wrong reasons - trying…
— Salman Khan
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People love my collard greens. They love my macaroni and cheese. They love the gumbo. They love my Jamaican jerk or my Jamaican curry chicken.…
— Tamala Jones
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I think you need a concrete, real-world metaphor to talk about inner life without feeling like a jerk.
— Tift Merritt
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All too frequently, the knee jerk reaction to tragedies by the media and chattering class is to move to restrict our rights... Our founding documents…
— Dave Brat
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There are jerks all over Washington. Life is short; being a jerk is just unnecessary.
— Mona Sutphen
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I became a bit of a jerk. A kind of a nasty jerk.
— Kevin Spacey
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Maybe I am just a jerk.
— Dan Harmon
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Well, I try to not view things through a prism of anti-Semitism, because often, people will use that as a sort of knee-jerk reaction to…
— Jack Abramoff
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The last thing I want to turn into is a fat Hollywood jerk. I was brought up without much money and I was happy. I…
— Leonardo DiCaprio
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