Kangaroos Quotes

30 quotes by 28 authors

I was taught to read by my grandmother. Central to her method was a tale of unnatural love called 'The Duck and the Kangaroo'. Then,… — Gore Vidal
It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob. — Karl Pilkington
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also — Todd Barry
He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts. — Andy Van Slyke
Avoid restaurants with names that are improbable descriptions, such as the Purple Goose, the Blue Kangaroo or the Quilted Orangutan. — Calvin Trillin
Let me introduce myself. My name is, uh, Kangaroo... Kangaroo â€” Captain Kangaroo... I'm the keeper here of the Treasure House. — Bob Keeshan
There is nothing more delightful than to scoop up a wild joey in your arms and smell the wind and eucalyptus in the coats of… — Stella Reid
Even to this day, no native Australian animal species and only one plant species-the macadamia nut-have proved suitable for domestication. There still are no domestic… — Jared Diamond
Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside. — Henny Youngman
With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts! — Jerry O'Connell
Until we do something about wild dogs, kangaroos competing for pasture, your fortunes in life aren't gonna turn around. — Barry O'Sullivan
Your heart keeps jumping like a kangaroo, floating like an onion in a bowl of stew. — Fabian
If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch. — Steve Fowler
I wanted to be Stan Laurel, then I wanted to be Fred Astaire and then Captain Kangaroo. I actually started out as a radio announcer… — Dick Van Dyke
I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake,… — Steve Irwin
Yeah, I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. — Steve Irwin
When I went to Australia, I went shark diving. It was crazy. It was called 'extreme' shark diving because even though we were in cages,… — Taylor Lautner
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. — Sid Waddell
Oh! kangaroos, sequins, chocolate sodas! / You really are beautiful! Pearls, / harmonicas, jujubes, aspirins! — Frank O'Hara
How true, how true" said the Sour Kangaroo, "And from now on, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to protect them with you!"… — Dr. Seuss

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