Goddamn Quotes
102 quotes by 91 authors
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You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.
— George Carlin
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Goddamn it, you'll never get the Purple Heart hiding in a foxhole! Follow me!
— Henry Pierson Crowe
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If they turn on their radars we're going to blow up their goddamn SAMs. They know we own their country. We own their airspace ...…
— William R. Looney III
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From time to time there will be some complaints that we are pushing our people too hard. I don't give a good Goddamn about such…
— George S. Patton
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Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it…
— Mitch Hedberg
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Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me.
— Elizabeth Taylor
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When I say or write something, there are actually a whole lot of different things I am communicating. The propositional content (i.e., the verbal information…
— David Foster Wallace
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Because in the end, you won't remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain
— Jack Kerouac
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I think all mothers are a nightmare - i don't think you can have children and not lose your goddamn mind.
— Jennifer Lawrence
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And I don't care if you're talking about things that are true, you're still talking about my personal life. How about I go peek in…
— Jeremy Renner
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The truth is that the only time I'm happy is when I'm doing absolutely nothing. I don't understand people who like to work and talk…
— Ava Gardner
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I went out in my goddamn underwear too!
— Julia Roberts
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I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.
— Bette Davis
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They put the Jewish interest above America's interest and it's about goddamn time that the Jew in America realizes he's an American first and a…
— Richard M. Nixon
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I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult…
— John Wayne
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There go the goddamn brownies!
— Joe Dante
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Shabazz led chants of ‘death to Israel,’ ‘the white man is the devil,’ and ‘Jihad.’ He also said, ‘Kill every goddamn Zionist in Israel! Goddamn…
— Malik Zulu Shabazz
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Listen up. Let me tell you something. A man ain’t a goddamn ax. Chopping, hacking, busting every goddamn minute of the day. Things get to…
— Toni Morrison
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My ideal citizen is the self-employed, homeschooling, IRA-owning guy with a concealed-carry permit. Because that person doesn't need the goddamn government for anything,
— Grover Norquist
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People don't just get upset. They contribute to their upsetness. They always have the power to think, and to think about their thinking, and to…
— Albert Ellis
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