Goddamn Quotes

102 quotes by 91 authors

And stop the damn dancing! Act like you got some goddamn sense people! — Huey Freeman
This ain't no Goddamn school of the blind, Calvin! This is the barbershop! The place where a black man means something! Cornerstone of the neighborhood!… — Cedric The Entertainer
Would you shut up! Let me tell you something. NTL owes us 300 grand. Now, from my understanding, Chili Palmer took that money and gave… — Cedric The Entertainer
He looked like Bobby Brown in a goddamn Santa Claus suit. — Craig Jones
One toke? You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats. — Raoul Duke
Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals? — Raoul Duke
Ill crash that f-ckin airplane at that faggot n-gga B.o.B is in and stab Bruno Mars in his goddamn esophagus and wont stop until the… — Tyler The Creator
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*ck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't… — George Carlin
That's why I got a new dumb thing moving through the street. Got a new condo, move it to the beach. Heard Nicki just bought… — Drake
From eating canned tuna to shoe deals with Puma From women saying 'Hey Chris' to 'Goddamn Luda!' — Ludacris
Tonight, I want you to forget all of your insecurities. I want you to reject anyone or anything that's ever made you feel like you… — Lady Gaga
I love fast cars, loud guns and classic rock 'n' roll, but I'd never do any of it in flats. I love me a nice,… — Amber Heard
We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and were gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos. — Ari Gold
If you bring the balonga..,believe ima bring the goddamn beef. Ima bring the whole cow. — JORdinary_[Ws)
I tossed my shoulders and swaggered away, whistling with pleasure. In the gutter I saw a long cigaret butt. I picked it up without shame,… — John Fante
I might even lose my virginity to him. I don't know when will it happen. You know, maybe in five minutes, or tonight, or sixth… — Easy A
Because of all these confession pages, Facebook feels like a goddamn church now. — Satyajit Chhotaray
When I go home people'll ask me, Hey, why do you do it man? What, you some kinda war junkie? You know what I'll say?… — US Army Ranger (Name: Unknown)
If you're happy and you know it... stay the fuck away from me 'cause I'll punch you in the goddamn throat. — Nikhil Saluja
The best answer to someone's stupid question is punching them in the goddamn mouth. — Nikhil Saluja

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