Goddamn Quotes

102 quotes by 91 authors

I've tried crowd surfing but the radiating light that surrounds me kept sending me floating into the heavens. Goddamn I'm beautiful — Thom Yorke
Do you think Radiohead is my whole goddamn life? I also have a roadside cart where I sell apples and mincemeat pies. — Thom Yorke
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing — Thom Yorke
In other words, let's give our young women the right weapons to fight with as they charge naked into battle, instead of ordering them to… — Amanda Palmer
If you weren't around, I'd probably be someplace way the hell off. In the woods or some goddamn place. You're the only reason I'm around,… — J D Salinger
The horror of it is, every goddamn thing you look at seems pretty scary to me. — Kary Mullis
Hey listen, I already have a complete list of silver linings. It's the goddamn cloud that's killin me. — John L. Parker Jr.
We were all novices. We really were. We didn't know a goddamn thing about doing a show. — Jerome Robbins
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and… — Luke Wilson
The hell of it is, I know the answer. The answer is that you never, ever, rely on another person for your peace of mind.… — Armistead Maupin
Hellâ€™s waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why youâ€™re here. — Frank Miller
Thereâ€™s nothing worse than falling in love with a person over and over every time you lay eyes on them, especially when you hate their… — Tiffanie DeBartolo
That name was a kind of joke, and not a very good one. An author, Leon Lederman, wanted to call it 'that goddamn particle' because… — Peter Higgs
These days no one can make money on the goddamn airline business. The economics represent sheer hell. — Cyrus Rowlett Smith
Of course, the strippers also take pains not to appear too innocent, valorous, or bookishly inclined. (In direct opposition to the Swayze Mandate of 1987,… — Diablo Cody
I look around me and I donâ€™t see any rockâ€™nâ€™roll at the moment. Instead itâ€™s all choreography and stylists and wigs and stuff. Itâ€™s like… — Ronnie Spector
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat, it's not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go! — Brad Pitt
Folks still remember the day ole Bob Riley came bouncing down that dirt road in his pickup. Pretty soon, it was bouncing higher and higher.… — Jack Handey
I spent my entire youth writing slowly with revisions and endless rehashing speculation and deleting and got so I was writing one sentence a day… — Jack Kerouac
When you write for a living and you can't do anything else, you know that sooner or later that the deadline is going to come… — Hunter S. Thompson

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