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Tart Quotes by Sloane Crosley
- Unless you are a professional, you will find the tart to be a high-maintenance, unforgiving whistle-blower of a pastry.
- The Queen of Crafts herself, Martha Stewart, and I have the same birthday. I prefer to think it's the glue-gun wielding, perfect-tart-producing Martha and not…
More Tart Quotes
- A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. — James Beard
- The meal was pretentious - a kind of beetroot soup with greasy croutons; pork underdone with loud vulgar cabbage, potato croquettes, tinned… — Anthony Burgess
- What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, 'Hey I got an idea: How about we take… — Jim Gaffigan
- Acting is the best job in the world. Look at the way they treat you when you turn up for work. They… — Bob Hoskins
- The work of Jana Harris is unique in American writing. She has always had a voice of true grit—sometimes harsh, sometimes funny,… — Alicia Ostriker
- Beaverbrook is so pleased to be in the government that he is like the town tart who finally married the Mayor. — Beverley Baxter
- I think that you've got to be prepared to write a load of nonsense to start with and then you can tart… — Colin Dexter
- I don't want to be modelling G-strings. It's not that good for my image – I'm a footballer not a tart — Michael Owen
- When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now… — Dylan Moran
- I didn't think of myself as a tart, but I wouldn't argue with anyone who did — Julian Clary
- My mother tells me I do not chew my food enough; she says I am making it harder for my body to… — Joe Dunthorne
- The friendly cow, all red and white, I love with all my heart; She gives me cream with all her might, To… — Robert Louis Stevenson